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artanis: Why is Kyonko so damned moe?

Anonymous¹: Because Kyon is so snarkily awesome?

artanis: Whoo, featured.

artanis: Actually, I figured this out. Kyonko is so damned moe, aside from being snarkily awesome, because we know, at some deep level of our thought, that Kyonko is an inadvertent contestant in Survivor: Virginity.

Anonymous²: What?! NO PANTIES??
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Anonymous³: whats moe?